Why did the frog sit on a leaf?
Because he felt like jumping!
What do you call a frog who plays basketball?
A jump shooter!
Why don’t frogs tell lies?
Because they always say ribbit!
What music do frogs like?
Hip hop!
Why did the frog pack a bag?
He was going on a jump trip!
How do frogs stay happy?
They keep their ribbiting spirits!
What do frogs do on their day off?
Relax on the pond!
Why was the frog good at baseball?
He caught all the flies!
How does a frog clean its home?
With a croak and a sweep!
What do frogs use to fix things?
Lily pads and fly nails!
Why did the frog go to school?
To learn better jumping!
How do frogs say goodbye?
“See you later, alligator!”
Why was the frog invited to the party?
He got things started!
What dessert do frogs like?
Chocolate cake!
How do frogs keep their skin soft?
With lily lotion!
Why don’t frogs like fast food?
They like fresh pond food!
What game do frogs love?
Leapfrog!
Why did the frog win the show?
He had great hops!
How do frogs travel?
By hopping on the lily bus!
Why do frogs avoid traffic?
They take the hop lane!
What drink do frogs like?
Cola with a croak!
Why did the frog write a book?
To share his ribbit story!
How do frogs keep fresh breath?
With mint flies!
What do frogs say when happy?
“This is unforgettable!”
Why was the frog a good singer?
He knew all the croaks!
What’s a frog’s favorite holiday?
Leap Year Day!
How do frogs fix broken hearts?
With a little hop!
Why do frogs like math?
Because they multiply!
What exercise do frogs do?
Jump squats!
Why did the frog join a choir?
He loved croaking songs!
How do frogs stay cool?
They swim in the pond!
Why did the frog wear a bow tie?
For his special date!
How do frogs say hi?
“Hop on over!”
Kermit The Frog Jokes
Why did Kermit bring a ladder?
To climb his lily pad!
What music does Kermit like?
Anything with a ribbit beat!
Why doesn’t Kermit get lost?
He follows pond signs!
How does Kermit stay calm?
By singing “It’s Not Easy Being Green.”
Why did Kermit go to school?
To learn better jumping!
What’s Kermit’s favorite snack?
Flies on a diet!
Why did Kermit start a band?
To sing frog songs!
How does Kermit fix a broken heart?
With some frog love!
What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy?
“You’re unforgettable!”
Why doesn’t Kermit tell secrets?
He doesn’t want to croak!
How does Kermit like his coffee?
Ribbit hot!
Why did Kermit go to the beach?
To sunbathe on his lily pad!
What’s Kermit’s favorite movie?
“Leap of the Frogs.”
How does Kermit keep his skin soft?
With lily lotion!
Why is Kermit a good dancer?
Because he has great hops!
What’s Kermit’s favorite holiday?
Leap Year Day!
Why did Kermit become a gardener?
He loves growing lily pads!
How does Kermit say goodbye?
“See you later!”
What’s Kermit’s favorite sport?
Frogball!
Why did Kermit bring an umbrella?
In case of frog rain!
How does Kermit stay fit?
Jump squats every day!
Why did Kermit get a new job?
He wanted a new start!
What’s Kermit’s favorite TV show?
“The Muppet Leap!”
How does Kermit stay cool?
By swimming in the pond!
Why did Kermit win a talent show?
He croaked really well!
What jokes does Kermit like?
Ribbiting jokes!
Why did Kermit bring a map?
To find his lily pad!
How does Kermit cheer up friends?
With a big frog hug!
What’s Kermit’s favorite dance?
The frog hop!
Why did Kermit go on a date?
To find Miss Piggy!
How does Kermit relax?
By singing his favorite song!
Why did Kermit open a bakery?
To bake fly cakes!
What’s Kermit’s favorite game?
Leapfrog!
How does Kermit say “I love you”?
With a croak and a smile!
Why is Kermit happy?
Because he loves to hop!
Funny Frog Jokes
Why did the frog sit on the clock?
To be on time!
What do frogs eat at restaurants?
French flies!
Why don’t frogs use phones?
They like to jump to answers!
What candy do frogs like?
Lollihops!
How do frogs stay fit?
They jump rope!
Why was the frog good at poker?
He kept a straight croak!
What do frogs do when angry?
Get hopping mad!
Why did the frog pack a bag?
To visit the pond!
How does a frog wash a car?
With a frog sponge!
What do frogs say after a race?
“I’m so hoppy!”
Why do frogs like math?
Because they multiply!
What shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals!
Why did the frog go to the library?
To read jump stories!
What do frogs call brothers?
Tad-pals!
Why did the frog wear shades?
He had bright ideas!
How do frogs send mail?
By hopping it over!
What’s a frog’s favorite subject?
Hop-ography!
Why was the frog late?
He got stuck in a traffic hop!
How do frogs call?
On croak phones!
What do frogs do on dates?
They hop together!
Why don’t frogs get tired?
They have many hops!
What’s a frog’s favorite show?
“Game of Croaks!”
How do frogs celebrate birthdays?
With a ribbit party!
Why did the frog get promoted?
He was great at his job!
What car do frogs like?
A jump-mobile!
How do frogs travel far?
On a leap-frog plane!
Why do frogs love computers?
They jump on the web!
What sport do frogs play?
Leapball!
How do frogs stay warm?
With lily pad scarves!
Why did the frog write a book?
To tell ribbit stories!
What do you call a funny frog?
A pun hopper!
Why don’t frogs lose?
They always jump ahead!
How do frogs pay?
With frog bucks!
Why did the frog join a band?
To croak tunes!
What do frogs use to fix tires?
A hop pump!
Frog Jokes One Liners
What candy do frogs like?
Lollihops!
I told a frog a joke — he said, “That’s funny!”
Frogs don’t eat fast food — they like flies!
Why did the frog bring a bag?
He was going on a trip!
Frogs make good friends — they help you jump!
What do frogs do on days off?
Relax on lily pads!
Why was the frog happy?
He had a good jump day!
What do frogs sing?
“Hop to the beat!”
Frogs don’t need phones — they just croak!
What game do frogs play?
Leapfrog!
Frogs don’t like rain — it messes their hair!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show he could jump!
What do frogs call friends?
Jump squad!
Why did the frog go to school?
To get a jump start!
Frogs don’t lose — they jump ahead!
What dance do frogs like?
The hop-step!
Frogs like math — they multiply!
Why don’t frogs tell secrets?
They don’t want to croak!
What vacation do frogs like?
Leap year trip!
Frogs don’t gossip — they just ribbit quietly!
Why do frogs like music?
It makes them hop!
What do frogs wear to parties?
Jumpsuits!
Frogs are good singers — they croak on key!
Why did the frog start a band?
To sing songs!
What sport do frogs like?
Jump ball!
Frogs don’t get tired — they have many hops!
What do frogs do at night?
Star-hop!
Why did the frog get a new job?
He jumped at the chance!
What TV show do frogs watch?
“The Croak and the Furious.”
Frogs like computers — they jump online!
What do frogs say at weddings?
“Hop happily ever after!”
Why did the frog wear a hat?
To keep cool!
Frogs don’t complain — they just keep jumping!
What subject do frogs like?
Hop-ology!
Why did the frog bring a map?
To find his lily pad!
