Birthdays are for having fun, and nothing makes them better than laughter. These Birthday Puns And Jokes will tickle your funny bone and make you smile. You can use them in cards, messages, or just to make someone’s day happy and funny.
Birthday Puns
I’m just here for the cake.
Age is merely a number, but fun is forever.
Another year older, but still a legend.
Birthday calories don’t count.
Life’s too short, eat the cake first.
You’re not getting older, just more awesome.
Keep calm and birthday on.
Let’s get frosted!
Another year of being fantastic.
Don’t count the candles, enjoy the light.
Turning older is a piece of cake.
Age is just a number; fun is forever.
You’re a vintage classic!
Have your cake and laugh too.
Birthdays are for sparkles, smiles, and cake.
Another trip around the sun, another reason to celebrate.
You’re not old, just well-seasoned.
Keep your cake close and your friends closer.
Don’t just blow out the candles, shine too.
Birthdays: the perfect excuse to eat dessert first.
Another year older, another reason to smile.
Age gracefully, but laugh loudly.
You’re like fine wine, better every year.
You don’t get older, you get more legendary.
Cake is temporary, memories last forever.
Another birthday, another adventure.
Age is the price of wisdom.
Life’s too short to skip the cake.
Celebrate like a birthday boss.
Growing older is optional, having fun is not.
You’re the icing on everyone’s cake.
Birthdays are the universe’s way of saying, Cheer up!
Happy Birthday Puns
Hope your birthday is a piece of cake!
Another year older, but still smiling.
You’re the icing on everyone’s day.
Birthdays are better with sprinkles of fun.
Don’t count the years, enjoy the cake.
Time to party like it’s your special day!
You’re not getting older, just more legendary.
Have a birthday that’s sweet as frosting.
Another trip around the sun, another reason to celebrate.
Keep calm and birthday on.
You’re aging like fine wine!
Cake, candles, and giggles all the way.
Make a wish and blow out the candles.
Life’s short, eat the cake first.
Birthdays are your excuse to shine.
Another year of being awesome!
Hope your birthday is full of sparkles.
Celebrate like a birthday boss.
Keep your cake close and friends closer.
Birthdays: the perfect time for fun.
You’re the star of the day!
Another year older, another reason to laugh.
May your day be full of frosting and smiles.
Don’t just blow out candles, shine too.
Hope your birthday is totally sweet.
Birthdays are nature’s way of saying, “Party!”
Another year, another reason to smile.
You’re not old, just well-seasoned.
Cake is temporary, memories last forever.
Let’s make your birthday legendary.
Another year of adventure awaits!
Hope your birthday is filled with joy.
Celebrate every moment and laugh loudly.
You’re a classic, getting better each year.
Birthdays are for cake, friends, and fun.
Make a wish and celebrate in style!
Best Birthday Puns
Cake it easy, it’s your birthday!
Another year older, another reason to smile.
You’re the icing on everyone’s celebration.
Birthdays are better with a little sparkle.
Don’t count the candles, enjoy the light.
Time to party like a champ!
You’re not getting older, just more amazing.
Have a birthday that’s as sweet as frosting.
Another trip around the sun, another adventure.
Keep calm and celebrate on.
You’re aging like fine wine!
Cake, candles, and giggles all around.
Make a wish and blow out the candles.
Life’s too short, eat the cake first.
Birthdays are your excuse to shine.
Another year of being fantastic!
Hope your birthday is full of joy.
Celebrate like a birthday legend.
Keep your cake close and friends closer.
Birthdays are the perfect time for fun.
You’re the star of the day!
Another year older, another reason to laugh.
May your day be full of frosting and smiles.
Don’t just blow out candles, shine too.
Hope your birthday is totally sweet.
Birthdays are nature’s way of saying, “Celebrate!”
Another year, another reason to enjoy.
You’re not old, just well-seasoned.
Cake is temporary, memories last forever.
Let’s make your birthday legendary.
Another year of adventure awaits!
Hope your birthday is filled with happiness.
Celebrate every moment and laugh loudly.
You’re a classic, getting better every year.
Birthdays are for cake, friends, and fun.
Make a wish and party in style!
Birthday Jokes
Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie.
Why did the balloon refuse to sing?
It didn’t want to pop the fun.
How do cats celebrate birthdays?
With a purr-ty!
Why did the birthday candle get promoted?
It was on fire!
Why do birthdays always stay calm?
Because they know how to blow it off.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite birthday treat?
Bone-afide cake.
Why was the birthday cake so good at music?
It had the right notes.
How do birds wish happy birthday?
With a little tweet!
Why did the computer have a birthday party?
It wanted to byte into some fun.
Why was the birthday cake nervous?
It was in tiers of excitement.
What do you call a snowman’s birthday party?
A chill celebration.
Why did the cupcake go to therapy?
It was feeling crumby.
Why did the birthday party go to space?
To have a blast!
How do cows wish each other happy birthday?
With milkshake cheers!
Why did the birthday card look sad?
It felt un-sent.
Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems.
How do you make a birthday cake smile?
Add some icing!
Why did the gift go to school?
It wanted to be wrapped in knowledge.
Why did the candle break up with the cake?
It felt burned out.
What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday party?
A roar-some time!
Why did the birthday hat go to school?
To get a little cap-tivation.
Why did the ghost love birthday parties?
They were spook-tacular!
How do you organize a birthday party in space?
You planet.
Why did the cake sit alone at the party?
It felt a little layered.
Why did the clock get a cake?
It wanted to turn back time.
How do pigs celebrate birthdays?
With lots of ham!
Why was the belt at the birthday party?
It wanted to hold things together.
What do you call a dog’s birthday party?
A paw-ty!
Why did the balloon cross the road?
To join the party on the other side.
How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday?
Put a little boogie in it.
Dad Joke Birthday Card
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down, just like your birthday cake!
Did you hear about the restaurant on your birthday?
Great food, but no forks in the cake.
Why did the scarecrow get a birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I’m on a seafood diet for my birthday.
I see cake and I eat it.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the birthday cake and blushed!
I’d tell you a joke about balloons,
But it might pop at your party.
Why did the bicycle fall over on your birthday?
It was two-tired from all the fun.
What did the candle say to the cake?
I’m burning with excitement!
Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties?
They don’t have the guts.
I wanted to give you something awesome,
But then I remembered you already have me.
What do you call a cake that sings?
A sweet melody!
Why did the cupcake cross the road?
To get to the party frosting.
I told my calendar a joke,
But it didn’t laugh; it just marked the date.
Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
It had too many problems.
I made you a joke for your birthday,
But I ate the punchline.
Why did the cookie go to the party?
Because it was feeling crumby alone.
What do you call cheese on a birthday cake?
Extra brie-thday fun!
Why did the cake go to school?
To get a little smarter icing.
I wanted to write a clever card,
But then I realized puns are the icing on top.
Why did the ghost go to the party?
It wanted to have a boo-tiful time.
What do you call a fake birthday card?
A card-iac arrest.
Why did the gift go to school?
It wanted to be well-wrapped in knowledge.
I told a joke about your birthday candles,
But it was a little too lit.
Why did the computer throw a birthday party?
It needed to byte into some fun.
I wanted to get you a cake,
But I ate it on the way… hope you’re not too baked!
Why did the cake sit alone?
It felt a little layered.
What do you call a dinosaur birthday party?
A roar-some time!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes on birthdays?
They might crack up.
I made you a card,
But it’s too cool to be opened… just like you.
Why was the broom invited to the birthday?
It knows how to sweep everyone off their feet.
I wanted to give you a pun,
But it’s more fun when it’s funny and cheesy.
Why did the balloon go to the party?
To lift everyone’s spirits.
I tried to write a joke about cake,
But it was too crumby.
What’s a pirate’s favorite birthday treat?
Arrrr-mazing cake!
I planned a cake,
But it vanished… guess it’s a magic birthday trick!
