If you like laughing, these Apple Jokes are perfect for you! They are funny, sweet, and easy to enjoy. You can share them with friends, family, or just laugh by yourself. Get ready for some simple and silly apple fun that will make you smile!
Apple Jokes
Why did the apple go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little smarter!
Why was the apple so good at sports?
It knew how to roll!
What did the apple say to the orange?
“You’re looking a-peeling today!”
Why did the apple sit alone at lunch?
It didn’t want to get picked on.
Why did the apple get a job?
To make some cider money!
What’s an apple’s favorite movie?
Core-ination Day!
Why did the apple go to the doctor?
It felt a little rotten inside.
How do apples travel?
They take the fruit shuttle!
Why did the apple break up with the banana?
It found someone more a-peel-ing.
What do you call an apple in space?
An astro-fruit!
Why do apples never get lost?
They always find the core of the problem.
What do apples say at a party?
“Let’s get juicy!”
Why was the apple afraid of winter?
It didn’t want to freeze its core.
How do apples greet each other?
“Hey, you’re looking crisp today!”
What’s an apple’s favorite sport?
Squash, of course!
Why did the apple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a talking apple?
A core-respondent!
Why did the apple start a band?
It wanted to rock and roll.
How do apples stay in shape?
They do a lot of core exercises!
What do you call an apple detective?
Sherlock Crumbles.
Why did the apple go on vacation?
To catch some rays!
How do apples text each other?
They use iMessage!
What’s an apple’s favorite game?
Hide and peel.
Why did the apple get promoted?
It showed great core values.
How do apples celebrate birthdays?
With a big fruit cake!
Why was the apple always calm?
It stayed un-peeled under pressure.
What’s an apple’s favorite subject?
History—they love the story of the first apple!
Why did the apple take art classes?
It wanted to draw attention.
How do apples send love letters?
With a little heart-core message.
Why did the apple sit in the sun?
To get a little Vitamin D-light.
What do apples do at the gym?
Crunches, naturally!
How do apples say goodbye?
“See you around the orchard!”
Apple Jokes One-Liner
I told my apple a joke, now it’s rolling with laughter.
An apple a day keeps the boredom away.
I tried to make a smoothie, but the apple wanted to be the star.
Apples are the only fruit that can apple-y themselves.
My apple joined a band it wanted to rock and roll.
I asked the apple why it was blushing it saw the salad dressing.
Apples never get lost they always follow their core values.
I tried to race an apple, but it was too fast to peel.
Apples don’t gossip they just share juicy stories.
I caught my apple sneaking into the fridge it wanted a chill day.
Apple puns are a-peel-ing to everyone.
I told my apple a secret, now it’s keeping it under its core.
Apples are great at parties they always bring the crunch.
I saw an apple reading a book it wanted to improve its core knowledge.
Apples never argue they just roll with it.
I made my apple laugh it turned red with excitement.
Apples love school they’re all about the subjects.
I offered my apple a lift, but it wanted to take the bus.
Apples are the best listeners they never get sidetracked.
I tried to prank my apple, but it turned the tables on me.
Apples always know the answer they get to the problem.
I gave my apple a microphone it wanted to be a comedian.
Apples are excellent friends they never get rotten.
I saw an apple jogging it wanted to keep its core strong.
Apples are smart they always stay a step ahead of the peel.
My apple joined the choir it wanted to sing from the heart of its core.
I tried to peel my apple, but it kept laughing at me.
Apples are great at hiding they always blend in with the fruit salad.
I told my apple a story it was totally absorbed in the plot.
Apples love jokes they’re all about that crunch humor.
I caught my apple texting it was sharing juicy secrets.
Apples always stay calm they don’t let life get under their peel.
I baked an apple pie but the apple kept sneaking out jokes.
Apples are honest they always tell it like it is, no sugar coating.
I hugged my apple it gave me a smile back.
Apple Cider Jokes
Why did the apple cider go to school?
Because it wanted to get a little smarter!
What do you call apple cider at a party?
The life of the brew!
Why did the cider go to therapy?
It had too many pulp issues.
Why did the apple cider break up with the beer?
It wanted something a little more fruitful.
Why did the apple cider sit alone?
It didn’t want to spill its secrets.
How do you make apple cider laugh?
Tell it a little punchline!
Why did the apple cider get promoted?
Because it had excellent taste!
What do you call apple cider in space?
An astro-cider!
Why was the apple cider always happy?
Because it never lost its fizz!
What’s apple cider’s favorite sport?
Apple-bobbing, of course!
Why did the apple cider blush?
It saw the bubbly soda!
How do apple ciders greet each other?
“Hey there, sweet stuff!”
Why did the cider fail the test?
It got too pressed for time.
What’s apple cider’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why did the apple cider stay home?
It didn’t want to get shaken up.
How do apple ciders text each other?
With a little sip message!
What’s apple cider’s favorite dessert?
Anything with a little spice!
Why did the cider start a band?
It wanted to rock and ferment!
What’s an apple cider’s favorite game?
Hide and sip.
Why did the apple cider go jogging?
To keep its core strong!
What do you call a detective apple cider?
Sherlock Foam.
Why did the cider get invited to all parties?
Because it was always refreshing!
How do apple ciders celebrate birthdays?
With a little toast!
Why did the cider sit in the sun?
To get a little warmth.
What do apple ciders do at the gym?
They do crunches!
Why did the cider blush at the bar?
It met a spicy rum!
How do apple ciders say goodbye?
“Stay fresh!”
Why did the cider go on vacation?
To chill out!
What’s an apple cider’s favorite movie?
The Apple of My Eye!
Why was the cider always calm?
Because it didn’t want to foam over.
How do apple ciders flirt?
They say, “You make me bubble!”
Why did the apple cider win the race?
It was pressed for speed!
What’s an apple cider’s favorite season?
Fall, naturally!
Why did the cider break the rules?
It wanted to be a little fermented rebel!
What do you call a secret apple cider?
A covert juice!
Why did the cider get in trouble at work?
It was always stirring things up!
Apple Dad Jokes
Why did the apple go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do apples say when they introduce themselves?
“Pleased to meat you!”
How do apples get around town?
They take the fruit bus!
Why was the apple always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its core together!
What do apples eat for dessert?
Apple pie, of course!
Why did the apple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
What did the apple say to the orange?
“You’re looking a-peeling today!”
Why did the apple break up with the banana?
It found someone more a-peel-ing!
How do apples keep in touch?
They use iMessage!
Why did the apple get promoted?
It had excellent core values!
What do you call an apple in space?
An astro-fruit!
Why did the apple sit in the sun?
To get a little Vitamin D-light!
How do apples stay in shape?
They do a lot of core exercises!
What’s an apple’s favorite game?
Hide and peel!
Why did the apple go to therapy?
It had too many pulp issues!
What’s an apple’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why did the apple start a band?
It wanted to rock and roll!
Why was the apple afraid of winter?
It didn’t want to freeze its core!
How do apples say goodbye?
“See you around the orchard!”
Why did the apple go jogging?
To keep its core strong!
What’s an apple’s favorite movie?
The Apple of My Eye!
How do apples send love letters?
With a little heart-core message!
Why did the apple win the race?
It was pressed for speed!
What do you call a secret apple?
A covert fruit!
Why did the apple blush at the bar?
It met a spicy rum!
How do apples flirt?
They say, “You make me bubble!”
Why did the apple sit alone at lunch?
It didn’t want to get picked on!
What do you call an apple detective?
Sherlock Crumbles!
Why did the apple go on vacation?
To chill out!
What’s an apple’s favorite season?
Fall, naturally!
Why did the apple get in trouble at work?
It was always stirring things up!
How do apples celebrate birthdays?
With a little fruit cake!
Why do apples never get lost?
They always find the core of the problem!
Apple Fools Jokes
Why did the apple tell a joke?
Because now the pear is rolling on the floor.
Why did the apple hide behind the tree?
It didn’t want to be picked.
Why did the apple put a fake worm in the pie?
To make the baker scream.
What did the apple say to the banana?
“You just got peel-ed!”
Why did the apple cover itself in paint?
To blend with the fruit salad.
Why did the apple jump on the grape?
To squash its expectations.
How do apples play hide-and-seek?
They roll behind the core.
Why did the apple scare the orange?
It yelled, “Juice beware!”
Why did the apple bring a whoopee cushion to lunch?
For some fruitful fun.
Why did the apple pretend to be rotten?
To fool the kids.
How do apples pull pranks in school?
They switch cores.
Why did the apple tickle the orange?
To make it peel with laughter.
Why did the apple hide a note in the basket?
To catch someone off guard.
What do you call an apple that tricks everyone?
A prank-apple.
How did the apple make the salad laugh?
It flipped and tumbled.
Why did the apple sneak into the fridge?
It wanted to chill out.
How do apples surprise each other at night?
They bounce out of the fridge.
Why did the apple swap places with the pear?
“I’m the core now!”
Why did the apple tell a tall tale to the orange?
To make it blush.
Why did the apple sit on the grape?
To squash expectations.
What did the apple say when it fooled the orange?
“You just got peeled!”
Why did the apple bring a fake bug to the pie?
To create laughs.
How do apples make April Fools’ special?
They roll with laughter.
Why did the apple prank the pie crust?
To add a crunchy surprise.
Why did the apple scare the banana?
Because it wanted to slip in some fun.
What do apples do when they want a laugh?
They throw fruit jokes.
Why did the apple hide a note in the lunchbox?
To startle someone.
Why was the apple laughing alone?
It found a juicy secret.
How do apples make funny faces?
They press their cheeks.
Why did the apple prank the pie?
It wanted a little slice of humor.
What do you call an apple that laughs at everything?
A giggle-fruit.
Why did the apple pretend to be asleep?
To surprise the pear.
How do apples play tricks on each other?
They switch peels.
Why did the apple jump out at the salad?
It wanted to leaf everyone laughing.
What do apples wear for a funny costume?
A little disguise.
Why did the apple prank the orange?
To watch it giggle.
